I rocked it wordplay style

Warning, this is a recreation of a very vulgar conversation. Proceed with caution.

So at work tonight, there was a big birthday party for some girl who was turning 30. Drea, our server, is also 30 was wondering why everyone else that’s 30 looks older than her. Since she had just broken up with her 21-year-old boyfriend, William suggested that her having sex with young guys apparently makes her stay young.

TO WHICH I REPLIED:

“Fuck Everlasting.”

AMAZING. I know.

BUT NOBODY GOT IT. No one else had even heard of Tuck Everlasting. What a waste.

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